When Nige runs over and accidently kills a Scandinavian soccer star in an unfortunate incident involving a hot meat pie, a ginger cat and a policeman, his life really turns to crap. He chucks the body in a nearby road works hole and runs to his best mate of fifteen years, Deano.
Trouble is, Deano's not really the guy you should turn to in a crisis.

Based on the novel by Duncan Sarkies.